The Many Signs that Show You’re a Golf Addict
Do You Have a Golf Addiction?
Do people laugh at you because you get up at 6am to get the best play of the day? Is your garage so full of golf clubs that you have to park the car on the drive? If you can answer ‘Yes’ to both these questions you may be a golf addict …
To truly diagnose your golf addiction, see if you have done any of these:
1: Practiced your golf swing anywhere
2:Wherever you go you leave a trail of broken tees
3: You tan like Andy Murray…
4: …with feet look like this…
5: …Or maybe you tan like this:
6: This is the look you have whenever you pass a golf course on the way to somewhere
7: Wind speed is measured in clubs, not miles per hour
8: You know what ‘coefficient of restitution’ is
9: Your golf clubs never leave the trunk of your car – just in case
10: Looking for things have a maximum of five mins. Then it is declared ‘lost’
11: You tip your cap when you meet someone else … even if you’re not wearing a cap…
during the second round of the 96th PGA Championship at Valhalla Golf Club on August 8, 2014 in Louisville, Kentucky.
12: The grass in your yard is cut to the lowest setting on your mower to try and make it a putting green…
13: You demand testing EVERY lawn mower in the store to see how low it can cut before you will even consider it
14: …but somehow your lawn always ends up like this:
15: You’ve tried to pay for something with a ball marker
16: Your idea of a genius architect is Braid not Frank Lloyd Wright
17: You clean your clubs more than you clean your car
18: Your first thought when you get a paper cut is ‘Will this affect my grip?’ and immediately try it and see
19: You think Will Smith’s best role was Bagger Vance. Fresh Prince who?
20: You see a beautiful landscape – you see a hundred places to make a golf course
21: Someone asks if you want a ‘sandwich’ and all you hear is ‘sand wedge’
22: Getting out of bed a 7am is a chore, but getting up at 6am for a game of golf is exhilarating
23: You’ve added your last name to ‘Seve’ and said it out loud to see if it would sound good for your first-born
24: You look for these when it snows is:
25: You know who this is:
How much of a golf addict are you?
